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1. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?

I am thinking… what the hell are you talking about?? I think your saying how do you wipe and that is front to back so you don’t feel whack :wink:

2. Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?

Everything down, there is nothing worse than looking at a toilet bowl no matter how clean it is.

3. When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck]

Significant other?? What is this phrase? Am I suppose to have one? And kissing with gusto I do that every night and usually with some one new every night! :twisted:

4. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]

Neither, I don’t want a significant other and falling in love is for losers, morons and old people. I not done having my fun and settling down for sure isn’t in my future as long as there is booze and mini skirts!

5. If you had $1,000,000 to give away, how would you divide it up? Who and how much?

I would take it all for I want a kick ass house, a totally groovy car and a whole new wardrobe. I might give the government its due, or I might take the cash and run to Ireland!

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us something that very few people know about you.

I like to sleep in the nude and walk my house naked when ever I can, I have a deep aversion to clothes.

I took some new pictures this weekend of me relaxing in the tub of one of my studs. He has a small bath room but after a day of hot sex in his bed and making videos. That is right hot Princess Veronica Vain videos with a hottie stud, maybe with a little convincing I might release them!

Back to my story, ok so after a couple of hours of romping in the saddle it was time to get clean and relax. Low and behold here comes my long dicked stud with my new Sony digital camera to take pictures. Well any celebrity can not resist a photo opportunity, so I threw on the glitter and lights and met that camera head on with my hotness!

After a couple of pictures Daniel couldn’t resist and hopped in the bubble bath with me where I met his 8 inch hard one eyed snake! Once again there we were having sex cause well I am simply too cute! I love Daniel so much cause he takes me shopping and knows how to please a Princess in bed!

Daniel also allows me to have my sissy losers be cuckolded by me (like I actually need his permission). I love to compare penis sizes from a little nubbin loser and my big daddy slongs! ahha, Well losers look at that pic and drool over what you will never have! The Princess of Phone Sex!

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Later piggies

Ok piggies now I know I have been absent and you guys have been missing me like crazy but fear not I am back. I don’t have to tell you fools where I have been but I decided to be nice and give you dogs a bone. I went on a crazy spree of fixing but my website and soon I’ll have it up and your silly ass will LOVE IT! I have been taking picture after picture with my new Digital Camera to replace my webcam ones, so you losers can marvel in the full beauty that I am. Make sure to wear shades for I shine

Also I had a friend of mine take me out to dinner and we had loads of fun making fun of this ugly guy that kept looking at us. I mean he stared openly; I am used to this as I am the glowing beauty that I am but this was really different than normal! He came over and begged that he be allowed to sit with us and just listen to our conversation. Andrea and I just blew his loser ass off but he kept begging and offering more. What could we have done? Finally he said he would get under the table and lick our toes while we take pictures. It was so funny, I chuckled so loud the whole resturant seemed to stare so I put a lid on it.

After everyone went back to their business we agreed to allow him to. We must have got 20 pictures of him licking and worshiping our toes that night. He tried to get up from underneath the long table cloth but we refused. We fed him under the table like a dog, even when the waiter came; there he sat.

When we left we told him we were going to the bathroom and for him to stay right there and await our return. We paid and left, I wonder what happened to him!

1. Leather, lace or silk?

I am a lace and silk girl especially on my underthings, I love the smooth feel of fingers pressing the soft cold sexy material into my skin, damn this makes me horny !

2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any “dirty” magazines? Which ones?

I have more porn than a small town porn store and damn proud. Maxium, Play Boy, Hustler, Jugs and Penthouse!

3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?

Shower, tub, lake but not the ocean and the motion of the lakes tides was HAWT, nice moon light on our butt cheeks, now that was fun!
4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____.

I am awesome, kinky and dominant, he was submissive, playful and a bit scared (well it was an 8inch strap on!)
5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, “to prove that you loved” him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can’t think of what an “other” might be)?

I wasn’t in love as a youth of 18 but hella horny and sick of an all female boarding school, I was destined to be a horny bitch that enjoys sex almost to much

Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that:
a) get you excited
b) make you squirm
c) make you laugh

a). Strap on , whip creame and whip me

b). moist, teletubbies, and eye balls

c). squirrel, cuckold, and loser!

I love doing strip teases for guys, be the a stud or sub. I recently bought a portable pole which is beyond cool and I grabbed some nice lube from yet again my favorite toy store! The lube was for a secret purpose I will reveal in a minute. I decided to get a pair of cute Prada black open toed heels, my lovers white tee shirt, a cute white and black pin striped fedora hat, light make up and most important …. a pair of white knee high stockings held up by a rhinestone garter belt and a thin white g string that barely holds my pussy lips within it.

My lover came home and there was the pole and me flipped up on it and sliding down face first holding my hat in my left hand, I did a back spring off of it when I hit the bottom and then glided back up to it. I put my hat on and dipped low with my ass facing him. In front of me was a single chair which he sat down and watched as I slowly moved to Judas Priest’s Breaking the Law! (I like metal!) I swayed back and forth as I lifted my leg straight up and laid it parralell to the pole in front of me I bent back wards and put my body weight onto my hands and stayed there with my pussy facing the ceiling. I came back to my feet as Smoke on the Waters came on and I walked slowly to my now very aroused lover. I sat in his lap, fighting off his hands that were so eager to touch me, but not now it wasn’t his time! I worked his groin through my now soaked panties, and he tried to hard to touch me.

I took off my shirt and danced topless, grinding myself upon him and backing away. Shimming backwards I placed my self on the floor and propped my back up to where my feet settled on his crotch. I began to jerk off his now exposed 10 inch HUGE dick with my stockings, still on my feet. He was so worked up that it didn’t take long for him to get close to cumming then I stopped him! I hopped up and hopped on, screaming out my lovers name as we came together. I made him then eat my cream pie out and love it! Haha later losers!

This song is the shit, here’s to our troops coming HOME!!!!!!!! I was jamming to this song for like 3 hours cause my cd player got stuck and I didn’t even realize it, that is how much I like it. Kind of a tranquil sound but a powerful meaning. Yes I may be a spoiled rotten bratty princess but I do support the troops. I live by the motto, feel safe at night … sleep with a marine I want my boys to come home already and stop this war that we should never had started! So Viva La Linkin Park for this sweet song!

OMG if you haven’t gone to the best toy store ever, you are fucking your self! I just recieved BathTub Love  from one of my many many lovers and OMG I swear it was so much fun. You draw a bath, which mine was nice and steamy HOT, drop in the balls and watch out for the fun. There are four genie secrets which you can choose from but trust that none of the four will let you down. The Bath Tub Love  was only like 20 bucks American ( I like to round up, hmm the more expensive the better though this isn’t expensive at all!) but you will get more enjoyment out of it than a fat black dildo! In fact I replaced the dildo I bought with this lovely product! That and the fact I need batteries, if only my online sex shops sold batteries hint hint people! I mean I am a Princess I deserve the comfort of one stop shopping! With that said, that is the only pitfall of is I NEED BATTERIES but really if you want toys THAT is the place to GO!

1. What’s the sexiest type of underwear?

I am known for going commando so does that count?? I do have some nice pink crotchless ones?

2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?

HELL AND NO
3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care?

I love chest hair on a man and bald men for some reason. But underarm hair and leg hair on women is GROSS!

4. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen featured in pornography?

Definately a girl shooting baseball from her pussy I mean REALLY launching that sucker only to have the guy hit it with a baseball bat. FREAKY

5. What’s worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as “too much”?

OMG there is no such thing as to much sex, now to much masturbation is a different story there loser. LET GO OF YOUR DONG, let it hang long.

Bonus: What’s the most illegal thing you’ve ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught?

I got caught fucking in the back of a cop car once, and it wasnt with the cop. That was one fun night then I had to go to jail Luckily charges were dropped

Jesse Jane is my life time girl crush, she is so sexy and sensual and man can she dance. As of July 12 till last night she was at Pure Gold in North Carolina shaking her ass for the men and own alike, and I am proud to say I was amongst them, I personally strive to be like her one day. Her demands attention with no only her look but the way she looks. No not her body stupid, her eyes, she captures all attention and makes other women go up in smoke. Her body sends ripples that penetrates the torso and forces you to fall deeper and deeper still into her aurora before it casts you aside for the next sap. She dances not for fame or fortune but for the sheer love of the silent torment she embodies and you crave.

There I sat watching her in her boxing outfit shimmering across the stage not even caring about any one else but her fabulous self. I took notes, to perfect my craft as she has done hers. After her show another girl came on but she was dull and trite, but then again who can follow an act like that. The beer tasted stall with out Jesse Jane’s presence in the room. Then she appeared again, this time to sign autographs and I was first in line to get my new copy of Pirates signed by her delicate fingers. I had her kiss it for me and Drool you losers cause you don’t have it

I must be a memorable face for she said I looked familiar from her signings and other clubs she has danced at. I told her I follow her tour when I can and I buy tons of articles for her to sign. She giggled and took a picture with me. The guys cheered and afterwards many paid just for a hug to get the essence of her on them; silly losers just handing me money, already I can feel that learning from my mentor is paying off!